What happens at disco night?

This is what happens. Meet my husband "Disco Stew". Our youth at church had a fun night last night, and I cracked up laughing when Jer walked through the front door with this on!!! He made a quick trip to goodwill to buy up the most disco outfit for the night. The best part was when he reached into the jacket pocket and pulled out an old obituary from a funeral in 1993. Along with a hankerchief. EW!!!